NYC Prep-Tuesday Bravo 9pm

So the premier of Bravo's newest addicting reality show; the spoiled brats of the upper east side. Clearly while Gossip Girl is on it's hiadis from the world Bravo took it upon itself to do a reality show version of upper east side hotties, (or in this case notties.) P.C. is the only legal adult and is a spitting image of a wanna be Chuck Bass, but in uglier suites. Um first of all chill on the eye liner and stop wearing suits like a 50 year old man. Sometimes I'm into his style but other times absolutley not; like the purple beanie hat and black nail polishes, um Adam Glambert much? HAHA in fact he is a cross bread of Chuck Bass and Adam Glambert (BamBert.) Also lets turn down the drama, like water bottles need to be thrown? Okay. Total drama whore. And maybe you should be asking your pimp Jessie to set you up with guys. PC said before the water bottles went flying his relationships never work out-BECAUSE YOU ARE DATING THE WRONG SEX! 

I would also like to address the blonde man bitches comment while trying on ugly clothes in Blue and Cream about how she hates Gossip Girl; YOU ARE NOT ABOVE GOSSIP GIRL! AND WHEN YOU ACT LIKE A SPOILED BRAT WHEN YOU "DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU SPEND" YOU WILL BE COMPARED TO THAT! ughh she annoys me, and I happen to own that Phillip Lim dress she tried on, her black scarf, her nation limited t shirt...ugh i wont continue. She also has a lazy eye. 

I can relate to the kids statements when they see they feel so much older than they are, and in Jessie's case she wants to break ground in the fashion PR world. I myself feel that way to so while some people may think its weird and fake...I can actually agree with it. 

Ok Sebastian. UMMMMM your like a baby! Your a sophmore and you are acting like a 25 year old loser guy trying to pick up girls with your "wingman" who looks like a old creeper man on CraigsList. In his interviews he seems like a total stoner surfer, I'm digging the chill attitude and the hair. He says that everyone in the highschool scene is hooking up and having sex. Okay well thats a given but as a fellow high schooler we dont flaunt the dirty laundry on t.v.-but thanks for giving us a preview of drama to come =)

OH GOD CAMILLE! honey you look like an over achieving ant. She is the ugliest girl I have seen, or one of them. Her outfits are terrible and i guess according to the previews a slut since she "goes to 3rd base =)" oh darling, hopefully it's caught on camera. I was a bit nausiated when she went through her life plan. Harvard and head of a genetics company??? Okay. Boring. I myself go to a private school and it can be very competative for the top ivy league schools, so if she really puts in the effort like she says she does for Harvard then more power to her-but dont be anoying about flaunting your acheivments. I also find these so called teens are really like adults...i mean networking???? What 17 year old network! Miss ant face wants to network for community service and Jessie wants to network into the fashion world. These sound like 20 year old men trying to get the ground running into wallstreet. 

I actually know a friend who knows Kelli and she does not live alone! Total lie, caught you. You are actually a 16 year old who lives with their parents and gets grounded-how boring apparetly. I like Kelli though, I think she is the prettiest and is cute. 

And lastly Taylor. She seems very out of place to me. She is clearly not a true upper east sider and she doesnt even go to Prep school! So get off the show! Not to mention her mom is a total psychopath asking her every 5 seconds who she's talking to...omg clearly you are single and have no life so stop butting into your daughters. She seems desperate to try and fit in with the "cool kids" Her party btw looked super boring 

I must say though I am intrigued and look foward to following the children's drama 

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1

OH-EM-GEE I love me some Real Housewives =) and me being a Jersey girl I loved this season! and are facebook friends with all the ladies. Now even though the season was short and sweet-the final episode and the whole "book" is deff the most dramatic and talked about stuff. What I also love about the show is the drama post show. It seems more drama and even the family growing closer has happened all after the show and through facebook and blogging the viewers can see this as well. 

So I guess everyone in the dirty jerz is having crazy sex because two of the housewives are pregers! Teressa looked like a mess and a man, but Jaquline was cute and was so friggin tan, im jelly. Loved her new highlights though. Caroline-um wtf? this isnt the 50's, chill on the bright pink poodle skirt esq dress. Dina....ehh, shitty blow out and make up. Oh and the lovely Danielle. My opinion of her during the show was so metapouse like- one minute I would think she was the ugliest/hideious/botoxed out woman ever, and other times I thought she looked good. I think one of her best moments on the show was the Last supper a.k.a finale episode. That black dress looked pretty damn good on her. Her reunion look- I like the extensions, the dress looked good, but kinda boring. Her face looked as though it was melting off her. 

The first part seemed a bit boring, the second looks more drama filled. How they got Teressa and Danielle to sit on the same couch together who knows! So lets first touch base on Teressa and her "juicy" husband's gay comment. I can see Teressa's side of it and don't see how it could be that offensive. I say "that's so gay" like it is my job. I do think however she was a bit rude to Andy and was a little too defensive. Is her husband the gay advocate she makes him out to be? who know's...thats one of the down sides of reality t.v.-you never really know the full truth. 

The bubbie segment was funny, but can you really say tits on t.v? I guess you can. Dina-if  you really want the reduction go for it, i have big bubbies myself and hate them. Teressa's post op bubbs looked good, but shes also preggers so they are like double the size now, i am sure her and her turned on by table flipping husband are going to work with them. 

I am curious to know the other drama that goes on in the Manzo family, like Danielle said there was drama between Dina and Jaquline before she came along. WHAT WAS IT!!! TELL US!!!! Once again i think this part of the reunion was the bullshit happy stuff. 

I think Carolines whole mob sob story as I like to call it was overdone. Okay so you had a cake engagement ring-um who cares? what relivance is that? I think if anyone is connected to the mob it's Joe but w/e..I agree with them its the jersey italian thing that makes people connect it to the Sopranos, but guess what ladies-thats what you get for doing reality t.v. people will talk and no matter how many times Caroline runs her sob stories it wont change shit. 

True Blood-Sundays HBO 9pm

Second episode of True Blood and I am already excited for the season, but honestly this episode was a little boring at times....

So that was gross when Lafayette rumaged through the red neck's decapatated body, I still don't understand the whole slaves in the basement of a club but I think this is the last time we will see it because....LAFAYETTE IS A FRIGGIN VAMPIRE NOW???!! This is an interesting turn of events and can't wait to see what happens. Btw I am loving Eric's new haircut-very vamp chic. 

I am still a little skeptical of the minister's son and his fiance. I definetly think Jason and her will have some sort of sexual encounter, and I forget the minister's sons name but he is a little shady. I think he in fact might like vampires or idk i dont fully buy the christian act. Jason is still completley gorgeous.

So hear we go with some more Bill Suki drama- it's the second episode and it seems the two are on the verge of breaking up. Yes I am aware that drama is what keeps things going, but I am lets have one week where the two dont fight. I can agree with Suki's reasons for wanting to bring that annoying red head girl to see her parents-and of course due to her "new vampire impulses" and not just the fact shes a bitchy teenager, some crazy shit was going to go down. So her parents the good "chrisitians" beat her? Hmm interesting...have fun being a vampire honey hahah. Now when Bill showed up all super hero esque and pushed Suki out of the house in his tight v neck and after glammoring the little girl (btw me and her both are edens!! yayyyy) is he planning on killing the family??? I think that is what the trailor wants us to believe but I think he will turn on nice and friendly on them. 

Okay so besides the fact that Mary Anne and Sam once had some really weird sex and he stole from her-WHAT IS THEIR RELATION, AND WHY IS THAT CRAZY VIBRATING BITCH IN TOWN!!!!! I have said since last season she is the devil or the devil's deciple; the red car, the red door to her house, the gluttony, the orgies,  tara's mother in episode 1 talking about the devil tempting the, and the all around weird ness..um hello???!! totally devil status.  I think introducing her character has defeintly made the show better and I can't wait to find out more...but that part when that ladies eyes turned black while dancing..totally freaky

haha btw i did love jessica's impression of Bill the whole I am running errands, that do no concern you..haha classic. 

Daisy of Love- Sundays Vh1 9 pm

I remember Daisy DeLaHoya from Season 2 Rock of Love-I more so remember her bra and underware runway show for Brett Michaels and my mouth dropped; this girl was one hot trashy knock out. She fell off the radar for awhile after Heather attempted to beat her up on the reunion show but now she is back acting like a drunken ditz and I love it! (Because I am blogging late I will leave off on the last episode.)

So the challenge was for the guys remaining (Sinister, Chi Chi, Big Rig, Dave/ 12 pack, and Flex) to make a dinner for Daisy. First of all Sinister dont say that the other female chefs were good looking like really. All of the food for the most part looked pretty good, top chef worthy =) okay kidding. Um so Daisy copped out on picking a winner, i guess the champaigne got to her head by the red velvet cake so she had the guys decide who is most/least compatable with her. This definetly was a way as well to stir up some more drama in the house because once Fox left the spice kinda died down. 

I personally HATE sinister...he skeeves me out and I think he is a total marilyn manson wana be! Big Rig belongs in a trailor park, and in no way live an LA /Vegas lifestyle. I think they should be the least compatable. I like Chi Chi =) i think he is sweet, genuine, and doesnt deserve a total bitch like Daisy! Definetly Mr. Reality show a.k.a 12 pack/Dave and Flex are the best for her. Both macho party guys. 

Sinister and Chi Chi- honestly did you think going on the show together you both would leave realizing you guys are actually in love with eachother? Their bromance is deff ending and stirring up more drama. I think Sinister is too harsh and Chi Chi too much of a pussy. Yes you can remain loyal to eachother while being cut throat. Be men not girls, admit your wrong doings and no harsh feelings- no matter who wins you wont end up with daisy! 

I felt bad for Big Rig's elimination. His crying was either a hilarious display of drunkeness or it was genuine. I think a combination of both but more so genuine. After giving Daisy the picture of his son, (um hes a dad???!!! you better no how to cook then!) I think that when she started to lose an interest in him. I think his elimination was true in her not having a connection with him-and also he was just a little too trailor park ish. 

I also do not understand Ricki Rackman's purpose on the show. His so called "advising" role is stupid! Daisy barely listens to him anyway, and he just yells at the guys randomly. And also how is he famous? He should stick to reunion show hosting =) 

Here We Go....

Nothing fulfills my night more than to sit back and relax with some carvel ice cream, a liptons citrus green tea, and some good t.v. Anywhere from reality to scripted series I love it all-and have plenty of opinions! Some of the heavy weight contenders; Real Housewives Franchise, HBO, MTV, Vh1 and so on....

I follow Bravo's blogs and realized even though I am not on any of these showers, my opinions can still be heard, even if no one reads them. I tell it like it is good and bad. Hopefully some of you can agree and share your thoughts, or no one can read this at all and this can be a fun little activity I part take in. 

So here are the basic guidelines for my blog; I am going to start from current t.v. shows and won't relate too much back to later episodes. I will try my best to keep it as current as possible. Those are the rules =)

These shows are like drugs and I am more than a recreational user. This is what the networks want to accomplish- the audience taking to heart what they have created, and that is exactly what I will do.

so here we go....